Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.
Just a tip, Ollie: if you are sitting on your lazy arse stuffing delicious cheese covered pizza in your gob and Malcolm asks you with a friendly smile on his face and money in his hand to go get him a nice piece of cheddar just fucking do italready and stop being such a little prick about it.
I mean, didn’t you hear Malcolm at the book launch? This is not the day for you to be brave with me, boy. This day? Is every day.
I wonder what Malcolm has been doing to his taste buds?